#tf ow headcanons

[noodleblade]

I'm so obsessed with ovw rn and I really want to hear your specific opinions so what would knockout and breakdowns mains be?

Oh no I'm so sorry, but welcome to the brainrot:3 and thank you for indulging me in my worst thought exercise <3

Knock Out is a support main, obviously. He's a petty and mean one, not speaking from experience. He claims to be an Ana main but has more hours in Moira because if someone on his team spams the "I need healing" too many times, he'll just swap and dps as Moira. Oh, he also doesn't take kindly to e-begging for his nano and will throw it at his dps while their are still in spawn and waste it. He also heavily criticizes everyone on his team (except Breakdown) and won't critique his own gameplay. He also has been reported for abusive chat a few times....He's toxic and has a level 1 endorsement rating.

Breakdown would play tank. Not because he'd have a real interest in the game itself but Knock Out wants him to so, well, he'll learn how to play tank. I think he'd lean into bulkier tanks like Hog, Mauga and maybe Zarya?? He's not into the shield tanks as much and he would hate dive meta. But he has played a considerable amount of Rein because, once again, Knock Out asked. ("Come on, big guy. AnaRein is the meta!" <- ignores the fact it was the meta like 4 years ago)

Neither of them are good at the game. Breakdown is marginally better in the stats but its because Knock Out has a problem of feeding and trying to 1 v 1 dps he has no business 1 v 1- again, not speaking from experience. They work together great but the rest of their team? Well, its their team's fault, not theirs.

Oh, they also have cringe e-dater matching usernames. Not quite the his tank, his support combo but something equally as dumb. Probably pun based tbh.

[a-hazbin-reader]

Can I please request a Vox x Female Childish Reader just like the meme that goes...

Random Imp: Hey! Some dude is jumping going off to the bungee swing backwards!

Vox who was currently talking to the other 2 V's: Hah, What an idiot

Female Reader: I'M GOING OFF THE BUNGEE SWING BACKWARDS!!!

Vox: Oh no...THAT'S MY IDIOT!!!

I'm up for any ask that gives Vox a headache

Vox X Reader Headcanons

✅️Romantic

❌️Platonic

TW: None?? I think?? Cartoonish scenarios??

Description: ☝️⬆️

You are so goofy and childish and it's one of the reasons Vox actually fell in love with you

It's so refreshing to have someone who's always looking for fun things to do in Hell instead of being miserable or scared

When he first met you, he assumed you were just stupid, watching you run from a group of hungry cannibals while calling it tag

Almost considered leaving you to your fate but something about the way you squealed in excitement as they caught up to you made his heart flip

So he reluctantly saves you and you've become a thorn in his side ever since

A thorn that he's come to love and look forward to seeing every day, often wishing he could just blow off work to spend time with you

Literally does everything you want to do, even at the price of his own pride, that's how whipped Vox is for you

You wanna play the floor is lava?? He's jumping on the nearest piece of furniture and trying to knock you off your perch

You're playing hide and seek?? Fine! Vox is roping in the other V's and he's literally tearing apart everything to find your ass

How tf did you get INSIDE the couch!?!?!

He's in a meeting with the other overlords and you suddenly start a game of Duck Duck Goose, picking him as the goose???

You bet your ass Vox is chasing after you like you owe him money, the others just watching in bewilderment

You start a pillow fight?? He's going to start a pillow WAR

He wants to fucking WIN

Literally adores your childish nature but won't admit it to anyone, no matter how obvious it is

On the other hand...

You fucking stress him out sometimes, getting yourself into the strangest situations

Vox once caught you playing hopscotch with Alastor, winner gets to keep your soul

WHY DID YOU AGREE TO THAT

Relax Voxie~ I won anyways~

You get yourself into a game of musical chairs with a humongous dinosaur demon??

Vox is still having nightmares of you being squashed by that gigantic ass 😒

One of the worst things you've ever done to him is video call him while you're about to do a bungee jump

He was stuck discussing business with the other V's when you suddenly appear on his phone, immediately cheering him up

What could his cute Y/N want now~?

"Hey Voxie~! I'm about to jump off this bridge and do a flip! I want you to watch me!!"

"You're gonna WHAT!?"

Nearly short circuits right then and there, his screen glitching out from the sudden wave of stress

He zaps your way the moment he sees that you're jumping, grabbing the bungee rope and pulling you up with his own two hands

Vox ignores all your whining and pouting over him spoiling your fun, pulling you into his arms and shaking from the adrenaline rush

You are just so confused, you were only having fun...it's his fault for being so busy all the time that you get bored

He's still trying to get his breathing back to normal when he suddenly touches foreheads with you

He squishes your cheeks together and gives you a tired look

"You...are not leaving our bedroom for the rest of the week..."

"Voxie!! That's no fair!!"

I hope this is what you wanted!! I had so much fun writing it!

[imaginesheaven]

Medic!reader x TF 141 - friendship headcanons

Warnings: none really; mention of injuries

Captain Price requests especially you for the team since he got a glimpse at your file and got impressed instantly by your skills.

That’s is actually not really  surprising because you are quite the legend under the medics and soldiers. No one knows how you keep so many of your team members alive but you do with a quite high rate. This skill of yours turns you into the most wanted medic probably in the whole British Army.

The team isn’t quite sure how to deal with a medic in their lines. They never had one long enough to get used to them. So, at the beginning everything is a bit awkward for all of you.

Within the first mission you show them that you aren’t only a medic but also a fighter who will give everything to see another day. You even saved Soap’s ass in a quite sassy demeanor.

“Ha, Sarge. You owe me one.” – You wink at him grinning away while the men just share a quite confused but impressed glance.

With that you earned your spot at the Task Force 141 and the respect of their members for the rest of your life.

You love taking care of the boys, but you would never tell them directly. Your preferred love language for them is sassiness in every single situation you can think of.

“How is Soap?”, Price asks as you patch the soldier up, “He will survive … unfortunately. Which is quite the surprise with so much stupidity in him.” – “Hey! I can hear you, Doc.” – “Great, at least you are not deaf so I don’t have to repeat myself…”

Gaz and Ghost keep snickering in the back before you turn around and throw them death glares, “You two are not better than him.”

Captain Price loves that you have to deal with this shit too now in your own way.

Since you are patching them up quite frequently, they are treating you like the Holy Grail itself. You are probably the best protected member of the British Army the world has ever seen.

One of them is always by your side at the battlefield, “We got your back, Doc. Don’t worry~”

You are never worried about your own safety and health. These men would literally jump in front of a bullet for you to keep you alive.

“STOP PUTTING YOURSELF IN DANGER FOR ME! THIS IS EVEN MORE WORK FOR ME!”

Of course, you love them in a platonic way to pieces that they want to keep you safe no matter the cost.

Once on a mission you get knocked out by one of the rookies by accident, “We need a medic!” The poor boy had no idea what he gotten himself into. The team looks at you unconscious on the ground, “THAT IS OUR MEDIC! YOU BRAINLESS PIECE OF …”

Ghost and Price have to hold back Soap and Gaz before the punch the living hell out of the rookie. The poor boy is scarred and traumatized for his life.

Back on the home base they come to you with the tiniest injuries because you are their favorite medic ever.

“What is it, Gaz?” – “Got a paper cut. It hurts.” – “You got … a papercut. Do you want your band-aid with ponies or spider-man?” … “Ponies…”

You already have your first-aid kit ready when Gaz, Soap and sometimes Ghost do stupid shit together.

“Hey, Doc. What’cha doing?”, Price takes the seat next to you. Without a word you hold up the kit and point at the boys, “Working.” Not a second later you already hear the pained cries from one of them. “I have no idea how long you all could survive that long without me…”

Getting the call sign “Doc” from the team even if you had a different one before. Not very creative, but it is short and everyone got used to it way too fast. So, Doc it is.

They would never admit it out loud, but the thought men are scared to lose you as much as you are to lose one of them.

During another mission the enemy got you good with a bullet to your shoulder. There was no way you could take care of it yourself. Since the evac would be in the morning you had a whole night to bleed to death. There was no other way around to save your life.

You gave them a good description and a to-do list how they open the wound to get out the bullet and to patch up afterwards. The hard men watched you with pure fear in their eyes as you get everything ready for them to be the doctors this time.

“You can do this, boys”, you encourage them smiling, but all of you know exactly that your time is running out. They would lose you.

Ghost takes things into his own hands and will be the one getting the bullet out. The Captain stays by his side to assist as best as he could. Gaz and Soap are way too nervous to do anything except for holding onto each other.

“How about you two take care of the watch?”, Price gives them an order to get their nervous energy out of his reach. Of course, they would watch from afar instead of keeping their eyes on the windows.

The pain of opening the wound to get the bullet out of your shoulder gets the best of you. Nothing comes over your lips as you slump forward unconscious. Nothing has panicked these men ever before like your blacked out form not able to guide them through every little step.

At least you couldn’t hear the wave of curse words washing over you. Of course, they still manage to patch you up quite nicely and take care of you. You are wrapped up in jackets to make you comfortable as they watch you through the night.

“Shit, I have never done something scarier than this…”, Ghost couldn’t believe you are doing this so often never getting tired of it. You already earned all of their respect beforehand, but once again they are reminded how amazing you are.

“Doc didn’t even scream just passed out silently”, Gaz can’t imagine how painful that must have been. Secretly he wished to be tough like you one day.

“… Why are you all staring at me? You are so creepy”, it isn’t the best way to wake up with four men staring at you intensely like they did. Still you are very grateful that they saved your ass.  

Back home you pay for the first round of drinks since you are alive and get to see another day with your team.

[assortedvillainvault]

I said I was gonna request you, and i'm finally here. Can I request more fluff Headcanons for Facilier, Headless horseman and Horned king?? 🥺 Thank uuu 💫💫 hope you're doing amazing btw <3

BUBBLY i'm so so sorry for the wait on this, I've done nothing but rotate this ask in my head for 12 months, please enjoy-!

FLUFF HEADCANNONS

Dr Faciler:

- This MAN-

- Smooooooth as butter in a slow warmed skillet in summer.

- He’s an elegant chaperone draped in shadow, a hand in the darkness, a gentlemanly escort through the city streets, he’s basically able to hear you through every dark nook and cranny in New Orleans and assistance for anything is only the bat of an eyelash at a dark alley away.

- There’s. There’s so many petnames. The way he purrs ‘Darlin’’ feels like some kind of sin.

- You better believe half of New Orleans owes him a favour or two, so when he decides to take you out on the town, you’re getting nothing but the best service. It may not be the kind of highfalootin’ places he feels you deserve, but hidden in alleyways and in cellars lives New Orleans most raucous, lively, swingin’ nightlife and you’ll both be dancing till your feet fall off.

- Even as you both go for a pleasant walk around town, his ceaseless fingers are dipping into pockets and swiping passersby to get you something nice.

- While you’ve grown used to the sensation of being watched from the darkness, Facilier started taking pains to steer you away from where the city borders the bayou after you told him you felt watched there too.

- Mama Odie has her ways of keeping tabs on you both – and the horrified look on Facilier’s face when she hollered across the river “Stand up straight!” and “Y/N better be eatin’ right!” and “I better see some grandbabies!” (regardless of gender, she has her ways) was priceless.

Headless Horseman:

- Though he can vocalise, it often hurts, so when you appeared with a book on sign language he couldn’t help but sweep you up into a tight embrace.

- You’ve gotten familiar with the signs for ‘hello’ and ‘come here’ and ‘I love you’, the last being something he takes great pride in making you blush with.

- If you don’t know how to ride, he’ll teach you, though you know for a fact his horse Alpatraum only tolerates it because the Horseman is there to supervise. You’re getting thrown otherwise.

- (since learning said horse has a severe weakness for sugar cubes you’ve been graduated from ‘annoyance’ to ‘my annoyance with snacks’. He’ll let you pet him eventually, don’t worry.)

- If you have your own horse, it’s romantic nighttime rides through the woods as far as the eye can see. But HH's favourite is when you smirk and dare him to catch you, taking off at a gallop and laughing as he races in pursuit, the horses hooves like thunder as he gives chase.

- He loves it when you get chilly, because it means he can wrap you up in his cloak and snuggle in the saddle.

- Lowkey loves it when you carve him new faces/heads for halloween, though does have a slight caveat that you please keep the design somewhat frightening. If he’s left with the hello kitty pumpkin again yes he’ll begrudgingly wear it because you worked hard on it but you’re getting stuck up a tree as penance.

The Horned King

- Tf do you mean fluff he’s cold he’s hard he’s ragged he is terror he is death whispered on the wind-

-If you kiss his hand he nearly pitches over.

- The longer you’re in his company, the more you can observe his mocking use of endearments become ever so slowly more sincere, until only he is allowed to call you sweet things – which becomes a rule enforced with ruthless efficiency in his castle.

-He enjoys walking and talking with you, which is good because you’re the only person on the goddamn planet that can convince this lich to leave his depression hole of a private tower and get him to experience a change of scenery. Even just around the parapets would be enough, and then he gets to offer you his arm for the uneven ground and have you lean on him and oh, yes absolutely dear we can make this a daily occurrence-

- His major love language is quality time – simply being in your presence is enough to soothe the hard edges of any day. His favourite thing is just the two of you existing in the same space, quietly doing your own thing, and maybe settling in for some idle handholding just to make things Perfect.

- As a sidenote – you know the thing? With the gentle handholding and the little thumb-stroke over the back of the hand? Yeah. Yeah. That.

- Because he struggles with actually directly verbalising soft feelings (he’s allergic to announcing he’s secretly made of bone shaped mush), he’s come up with the genius coping mechanism of ‘Acts of Service – gaslighting edition’.

- Example:

- “...Sire did you order the men to renovate my room??”

- “The castle requires upkeep, my dear.”

- “...but the renovations seem to comprise of. Just my room.”

- “...Perhaps once the men and Creeper prove themselves deserving of leakproof roofs and sufficient insulation I will order their quarters improved also. Now hush.”

Once again Bubbly I'm so sorry for the wait, I hope you like these little bits!!

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Masterlist

Masterlist 2

Multi-Part fics

Tired dad! Lucifer: Intro Part 1 Part 2

Asmodeus' trip to the human world: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Whb thoughts and analysis

Leviathan with an angel kid

Leviathan and his relationship with childhood

Tf did they do to Asmodeus???

Pb please make Dantalian being Asmodeus' kid canon

What nobles parented the kings

Whb x reader headcanons

Making a pokémon team for the kings (+Gamigin)

Some whb characters reacting to being called coaie

Whb characters seeing MC pace around to music (MaDD edition)

First time meeting Gamigin

Gamigin lover headcanons

Showing whb characters animated movies

Whb nobles seeing MC with a random demon

Whb kings comforting MC after a wax

Marbas friendly firing

Avisos cuddle pile (fic)

Mc teaching whb characters a cultural dance

Satan comforting sex repulsed MC

Mc an Minhyeok being siblings (fic)

Paradise Lost misadventures

Mc wants a baby

Gamigin realises that Mc is mortal

Mc that has a plushie collection

Gamigin and Mc both having autism

Gamigin and death once more

Kings when MC dates one of their nobles

Whb kings when Mc gives them a heart-shaped necklace

Dantalian doesn't get his dick distroyed today :(

Nobles getting baby fever

NSFW and darker posts

Lucifer NSFW alphabet

Gamigin NSFW alphabet

Zagan NSFW alphabet

Dark headcanons

Being Asmo's fuck toy (dark hcs)

Platonic yandere Lucifer x Gamigin (dark hcs)

Raiting whb kings based on how much experience they have with humans

Show don't tell (Lucifer x Afab!Mc x Gamigin)

Asmodeus NSFW alphabet

Miscelanious whb hc

Lucifer is Satan's dad ?!?!?!?

Bael is done with Beelzebub's bs (Teambuilding edit)

Pokémon team for whb characters

Random headcanons about some whb characters

Gamigin calling Lucifer dad

Rating Paradise Lost demons on how safe you are going to them

Paradise Lost is so silly

Whb characters' opinion on manele: Gehenna

Lucifer x Gamigin platonic hc

Paradise Lost nobles being called babygirl

Avisos nobles being called babygirl

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING HOMESTUCK REFERENCE

Marbas and Buer being silly (tw: romanian)

Rating Avisos nobles on how eadible is their cooking

Lucifer's experience

Asexual hc for whb

Tartaros is Romanian inspired

Mammon x Mc propaganda (Emirate edit)

Jjyu getting burned

Abaddon headcanons

Why Satan hates Asmodeus

Leviathan lost his uncle priveldge

Not now sweaty, mommy's cyberbullying

What social medias do the kings use

Raphael's a gamer

Asmodeus visiting Eater in the human world

Dantalian being a prince hc

Dantalian need a new suit

Paradise Lost hcs

Meeting with all the kings

Levi trans real

Lucifer being orthodox on main

Paradise Lost nobles when Gamigin draws them as dragons

Relationship between Dantalian and the kings

Shipper Au

The nobles being wingmen for their kings

Average ship war in the MCxking community

Mc trolling the shipping forums (and getting doxxed in the process)

How the kings would react to seeing the ships about them and MC

Ppyong posting ship art of him and Paimon

Kings reacting to King x Seraph fics written by MC

Shipping tier list

"I owe Bimet so much money"

The Seraphs reacting to King x Seraph fics

Morax being a supportive older brother

Nobles reacting to their ship coming true

Nobles reacting to Mc being in a poly relationship with all the kings

Kings reacting to Mc shipping their nobles with angels (or themselves)

Bimet selling merch

Shippers when Mc x Sitri is trending

Mc that wants a secret relationships due to the shippers

Mc that ships the shippers with their king

Mc x Glasylabolas gone wrong

Artist!Mc drawing ship art of the kings

Lucy Dulap (my Mc)

Introduction

Double standerds

Gabriel's priorities

[cinnamontimecrunch]

OO OO, if you have the time how about whatever twst boys you feel would be fun to write w/ a reader who REALLY loves valentines (I.e. changing their wallpaper & pfps to match the holiday, going all out w/ valentines for everyone they love whether platonically or romantically, etc)

Reader Who LOVES Valentine’s Day

[Includes Rook Hunt, Leona Kingscholar, Vil Schoenheit, and Ace Trappola. Gn!reader, established relationship]

[a/n: okay so this definitely turned into vague Valentine’s Day headcanons instead of focusing on the reader loving the holiday. I'm so sorry I got off-track, I hope it’s still okay! Also sorry if it isn’t written that well, I’m not accustomed to writing in the headcanon format!]

Rook Hunt

It really works out that you love Valentine’s Day, because you’re getting dragged into his antics either way.

A whole day dedicated to showing his love for you?? Sign him tf up. He’s already showering you with love on the daily, so expect all his usual behaviors to be amped up to 100.

As soon as you wake up he’s already at your doorstep with a bouquet of your favorite flowers that he’d grown himself, reciting poetry he’d written months prior and memorized for this exact occasion.

The type to take you out for the entire day. He’s taking you on a picnic and hand-feeding you various pastries he’d coerced Trey into helping him make. He’s taking you to a local theatre production but spending the entire time focused more on you than the actual play.

He’s not usually that active on his social medias, but he will absolutely change his pfp to match yours without you even having to ask. He’s posting more that day than he has in weeks.

Leona Kingscholar

He’s never exactly been interested in Valentine’s Day before dating you, and honestly even while dating you he doesn’t feel much different about it.

That is, of course, until he sees how happy you look when he begrudgingly agrees to match phone wallpapers with you. Seeing your face light up in excitement had his attitude do a 180 about the holiday. Not that he would put in too much effort to show it, however. 

You’d have to be the one to lead the daytime activities, though he would absolutely insist on paying for everything. He’d let you drag him to cute cafes, secretly snapping photos of you as you energetically show him the various heart-shaped items for sale.

He’s definitely buying you gifts from wherever you go, insisting all the while that he only bought it because he didn’t want you to whine to him about not getting any gifts. (He used this excuse for each of the like 20 gifts he bought you)

At the end of the day, when you’ve tired yourself out, he’s definitely pulling you into his bed to cuddle, saying you owe it to him for making him walk around so much, and sighing contently the moment he feels your arms around him. 

Vil Schoenheit

How he reacts mostly depends on if your relationship with him is open to the public or not, but there are a few things he’ll do regardless. Whether or not you two are openly dating, he will match phone wallpapers with you if you ask. He will also clear the day to spend with you, and he will spoil you with various gifts,

If your relationship isn’t known to the public, the two of you are likely going to have an indoor date doing whatever you want. As long as it can be done out of the public eye, the activities you do are up to you. He will bake with you, he’ll  have a spa day with you, anything. He’ll also spoil you with gifts he’d bought over the course of the last few months. He’ll definitely spend as much of the day as possible in your arms, and he’ll end the day doing skincare with you.

If your relationship is known to the public, he’ll take you out for the day and have pictures with you up on his Magicam. Vil will dress you up in clothes he bought for you beforehand, and will insist on doing your makeup (if makeup is something you’re into). He’ll take you to high-class restaurants, designer stores, wherever you want to go. He’ll make sure to hold your hand the whole time. 

Ace Trappola

Will definitely poke fun at you for how much you enjoy the holiday outwardly, but inside he loves how happy you look. He’ll joke about how obsessed you are, but he’ll do anything and everything you want. Matching pfps? Done. Cutesy Valentine’s Day wallpapers? Pick some cute ones because it’s gonna be his wallpaper for the next month and a half. You wanna spend the entire day going out on picnics or to restaurants or whatever you feel like doing? He might not be able to spend a ton of money, but he’ll make it work.

Definitely the type to buy you a gift and then tease you for how excited you get over it even though he bought it two months ago because he wanted to surprise you. Will take pictures of the two of you while out but keep all the best ones to himself, insisting on posting the most cursed ones he has to his Magicam.

[daily-teki]

can we get a translation of ur latest post please i need to know what they're saying

Alright, so. Some of it is a little bit fucked up bc my iPad crashed a bunch of times putting all that text in so there’s lots of errors on that regard (no I will not be fixing this due to can’t be bothered) but this is how it should have originally translated;

Miku: how DARE you!? Not my fault that you two tacky eyesores are just parodies of better people!

Ranger: tf you mean two lmao it’s just Teki

[Teki shows something to Ranger, presumably a picture of Sei but honestly if you can think of something funnier then go for it]

Ranger: H-! I- Oh you trashy blue bastard! I’ll play connect four with your organs!

Miku: Didn’t you cryyy when Safalin read you The Ugly Duckling?

Teki: How did you not know about that?

Ranger: Do I look like someone who played Kai’s minisode to you!?

Miku: You’re a fucking idiot, how are we even related

Ranger: Shut the FUCK up im literally neurodivergent and probably a minor

Miku: WE’RE ALL neurodivergent and minors except for the beanie bitch, who’s just regular neurodivergent!

[Kugie stabs Ranger in the shoulder in retribution for stealing her skirt]

Ranger: OW IM BEING FUCKING VICTIMISED HERE. TEKI. TEKI COME HELP ME RIGHT NOW OR ISTG ILL SHOVE THIS KNIFE UP YOUR ASS. AND KUGIE I WILL SELL YOU TO THE HYDRAULIC PRESS CHANNEL FUCKKKKKKK

Kanna: What the hell are those guys saying

Shin: No fucking clue

I couldn’t think of anything particularly relevant for Teki to say after that so I just had her say ‘According to all known laws of aviation…’

I had a big headcanon that the ai characters would revert back to binary if they got too heated in conversation considering it’s technically the ‘first language’ of anything computer-based and so naturally I spent way too long making something way too shit.

I also have this other big hc that ranger can’t read so do with that what you will

[sophiesticatedyk]

Bruce Wayne Headcanons

For all the lonely single Bruce Wayne simps out there (aka me)😊

That man is FOR SURE a cuddler. You'd have to force him to call it a day and rest but when he's finally asleep ? You'd need assistance just to get out of his arms because of how tight his grip is on you.

I feel like his love language is acts of service, since he's rich and all. Even though you tell him he doesn't need to, he will spoil tf out of you. Life-sized teddy bears at your doorstep, new jewelry and dresses laying on your bed, you name it.

Definitely teases you for being shorter than him. He's self-aware he's tall, and he'd take advantage of it by resting his arm on your head or carry you at any given chance.

Only you have seen him break down. He remains very stoic but when he needs to just let everything out, who does he go to? You. He'll just knock on your door and slump into your arms when he gets too overwhelmed.

Sometimes stares at you for no reason at all, just admiring your beauty. When you ask him why he's staring, he'll say some cheesy ass line like "Oh nothing, just staring at this beautiful view" while winking.

He picks up a habit of doing simple chores to help Alfred because you scolded him for leaving his dishes at the table.

Small Clip :

-Bruce ! Why are you mopping the walls ?

-Um... Is that not what you do ?

-Wha... No ! Give me that. You're insane.

-Damn so aggressive, wanna take that anger out somewhere else ? Maybe, the room ?

*He goes closer with a smirk while pulling your waist closer.*

*You flick his nose.*

-Ow ! Jesus Christ.

-You don't deserve it, you don't even know how to mop. Now leave me to clean like a NORMAL person.

[thelordofgifs]

I wish you would write a fic where Maglor didn't get to Uldor in time and now has to manage the aftermath of the Nirnaeth with Maedhros dead.

Sat on this for a couple of days because I wanted to write a snippet, but I have too many Thoughts to condense into one scene so you get bullet points instead!

So: firstly, this is really sad why did you do this!

Anyway Maglor has actually been in this situation before. He’s mourned Maedhros already: when he was first captured, and again when he had to turn down Morgoth’s offer to return him, and again when he was rescued and Maglor realised he was not the brother who had ridden away to the parley and never would be again.

That doesn’t make it better – this is the literal worst thing that has ever happened to him in his life and it’s his fault he didn’t get to Uldor in time – but… in some ways, it’s less of a shock than Fingon’s death was to Maedhros.

The immediate aftermath of the Nirnaeth isn’t very different. They don’t have the strength to hold Himring, so they flee east and then eventually south to Ossiriand.

For Maedhros the Nirnaeth, as well as being obviously personally devastating, marks the end of his significance as a political player in Beleriand. It was his Union that failed, his allies (or Caranthir’s if you’re picky) that betrayed them, his lands that were taken.

For Maglor this is actually less pronounced. He lost his own lands in the Bragollach. It’s hard to pin the breaking of the Union on him.

In terms of intra-Fëanorian power dynamics, I think this means that Maglor actually commands more authority post-Nirnaeth than Maedhros did.

Headcanon time: although they do love each other deep down (very deep down. subterranean levels.) Celegorm and Maglor do not and never will get on; they are far too different and tend to clash.

During Maedhros’ captivity this resulted in a quiet cold war between the two of them, with Celegorm constantly undermining Maglor’s decisions – now we get a repeat of that situation. which Maglor is not a fan of. But he is at least used to it.

Not much significantly changes until Thingol’s death, the fall of Melian’s Girdle and, soon after, Lúthien’s death and Dior’s inheritance of the Silmaril.

Of course Celegorm is frothing at the mouth to go after Dior for the Silmaril, and Curufin with him.

In canon Maedhros appears to have completely abdicated any sense of responsibility at this stage: it was Celegorm who spearheaded the Second Kinslaying.

Did Maglor, who wrote the Noldolantë, who deeply regretted Alqualondë, want to attack Doriath?

Hopefully I’m not just being biased about my blorbo when I say that I think not.

Maglor would follow Maedhros into anything. His greatest flaw is that he has a conscience, and ignores it for Maedhros’ sake.

Would he follow Celegorm? Not really. He hasn’t failed Celegorm the way he failed Maedhros over and over again. He doesn’t owe Celegorm anything.

But he is still bound by his Oath. And it is not sleeping.

… ok I’m sufficiently intrigued this is going on the Sticky Note of things that need writing. WHY did you do this I have enough AUs. @ tfs readers you know whom to blame for the delay in updates! (Or here’s the ask game if you want to contribute)

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Why tf did sweetie want immortality?? Wanted to outlive his son or something

this has been sitting in my inbox for so long I’m so sorry, but I honestly think Sweetie didn’t really want immortality all that much. I think he was just brought into the cult at such a young, impressionable age (we can justifiably assume it was while he was at Anubis House as a student with Victor as his caretaker), and probably just really felt as though he owed Victor something. He also was entrusted with the role of the Seeker by his father (see my post here), which meant he probably always had some working knowledge of the dark underbelly of the estate. Like, it’s potentially all he’s ever known.

There’s also the intriguing headcanon that he’s somehow related to Rufus, which is potentially why Eddie is an Osirian as well. So maybe it was wrapped up in that as well.

But it never felt like immortality was Eric’s endgame, yknow? It always kinda seemed like he felt as though he just had an obligation bigger than himself that he had to fulfill for destiny’s sake

[noodleblade]

who would percy and stormy main in ow?

ngl honkytonka and I have the "who would [insert character] main in ow" like once a week. the illness is real

Perceptor is a t500 widow/hanzo main, but plays on a low elo Ana smurf account so he can queue with Brainstorm who is at best a low plat dps player. He doesn't have a real main because he constantly picks a new character but if he stuck to one, he'd probably make it to masters. He'd do really well on projectile heroes like Mei and Torb, but because he wants to be better than Perceptor, he's constantly dying in the backline as Widow to the enemy Lucio. At some point, Perceptor just has to stay with Brainstorm and kill that Lucio for him so Brainstorm can continue his no headshot, body shot bandit run streak.

[sickficideas]

Not really a request but more ur bsd sickfic hesd canons?

anon....youve read my mind. i wanted to make a post about this so bad and youve given me reason to...i owe you my life. heads up though my headcanons are so inconsistent (for example i have like 10 versions of Akutagawa living in my brain) so these are just the ones i like the most atm :)))

let me know too if you want more of certain characters or additional ones or anything this was fun!!! 💖💖

akutagawa

- he's the best for this because is as healthy as a victorian child (aka not at all). suffering from some kind of ailment at least once a month if he's lucky. worst immune system ever.

- i saw this on another post but i love the idea of him throwing up and then pretending nothing happened. higuchi is like sir????? and he's like. "anyway"

- if he's Really sick though he'll pass out from the exertion of throwing up. like fevers give him the worst body aches ever and he can barely move it's a bad combo. he is bedridden for days against his will. flus knock him tf out

- fainting all the time in general. vasovagal syncope for sure

- he's very unwilling to accept help unless he's at the point where he can't stand up. at that point he'll only accept help from people he's close to (mostly gin). and when it's bad enough, he's scared to sleep alone if he's incapacitated

- fevers also give him horrible nightmares and he has trouble resting well when he's sick because of them

- he is just miserable and makes me sad i just need someone to hold him

dazai

- i feel like dazai was never Allowed to be sick in the past and doesn’t give in unless he's forced to (passing this onto akutagawa of course). chuuya breaks him out of this a bit.

- not used to people taking care of him at all, sort of weirded out by it sometimes. doesn't understand the need for worry

- gets the worst migraines ever and vomits when they gets bad but pretends they're not a big deal

- despite this he is the biggest user of "my tummy hurts". drives kunikida up the wall

- very much the type to pretend to be sick to get out of doing work when he's feeling lazy so kunikida is always suspicious

- kunikida doesn't let him own any medicine for obvious reasons so dazai always goes whining to him when he doesn't feel good

- if he's actually not doing well he'll get weirdly quiet

- but he will always announce before he throws up. most of them can already tell regardless because he gets very drooly

atsushi

- is extremely emetophobic. 100% does not care about other people throwing up but if it's him he will pass out from hyperventilating. probably from some trauma he refuses to address. kunikida is working on it 🙏 (overworked mother fr)

- atsushi has absolutely no concept of resting when ill. he thinks that a fever or cold just makes him work slower. kunikida tells him to lie down and he's like?? why??

- but he does give in quickly and lets people take care of him 💔 he likes being taken care of but won't admit it 💔

- fevered atsushi is very snuggly hes like a cat. he sleeps in a ball when he doesn't feel good

- fevered atsushi is also Too affectionate. akutagawa taking his temperature and atsushi hits him w the "youre really pretty" unprompted

- akutagawa lets him get away with it because atsushi tends to get really down when he's sick if he's not distracted

chuuya

- definitely camps in the bathroom when he's sick and wants absolutely no one to see him (dazai is a rare exception to this rule). dazai takes photos to mess with him but it Really stresses him out

- he needs someone to hold his hair back every time or else he will get vomit in his gorgeous gorgeous hair

- he takes his health very seriously and will not work if he's ill no matter what. he's not sick often but when he is, it's bad

- tends to make himself sick with stress and needs others to tell him to dial it back when he's overworking himself

- he is, however, horribly hung over every other week. like throwing up all day. always calls dazai and begs him for help because he feels awful and doesn't wanna do anything

-very noisy. moaning and groaning from the pain/being uncomfortable. driving dazai up the wall

- sleeps for a very long time when he's sick, like a concerning amount. dazai has to wake him up when he starts to get borderline worried because this man sleeps like a rock

[cassketti]

Tbh… you should totally drop your adrian shephard headcanons pls……..

OWCH OW OW OFYCK FUCK FUCK CRAMPS OCUH OC WO OWWWW

- filipino. hehehHAHAHAHAHA 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

- He doesn’t know how to speak tagalog. Just picked up some words and phrases that his parents said.

- Agender. Lmfao. Aro bisexual

- I’ve been kinda thinking abt what his typology would be. Whats there to even type LMFAOO. But ermm. I’ve been thinking sp7, sx6, 8fix, 3fix. He’d def be like a 3V tbh.

- His spore launcher grew up. YAYY!!! Spore launcher, erm, shock trooper, acts like an angsty teen now.

- Adrian: ya man so like. I would be carrying this baby alien around with me and he SPITS OUT FUCKING uh FRUIT GRENADES AND SHIT like thats fucking sick man wish I can spit out fruit grenades Shock trooper: ddaaaaaad, ur embarassing me.. 😡😡😡

- But they’re both happy they were able to reunite <:3 HEHEHEHEHE

- Adrian was in stasis all like “that mf BETTER NOT BE DEAD.. THAT WAS MY SSON…..”

FUCK OW OW OWWW

- i hate his cannon (ish?) personality. Tf u mean “adventure”?? Acting like ur going to a field trip and shit. Omfg.

- That being said. He does try to look for opportunities of “adventure”. Type of guy to purposely get himself lost. Like he’d be walking home and go “damn bruh what if I just went a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT route than I usually do”. Chris McCandless ass 😭😭

- I feel like he’s the younger sibling 💀💀LIKE THE TYPE WHO ACTS MORE CHILLER AND I GUESS MORE MATURERER THAN THE OLDER ONE. Mitchell tries so hard to be like a role model for him but adrians jus chilling

OW

- (This is after like stasis. So like, hl2) hates being in the dark (literally). Hates being alone too. He’s not like super duper social or anything but he tries to surround himself with people or at least someone to keep him company.

- Touch starved, lmfao.

- Foams at the mouth at the sight of grass and light /j

- He gets overwhelmed (physically) easily. Light gives him a headache. He notices sounds more.

- Adrian’s upset that his home is kinda, gone. And he feels rlly homesick and there’s nothing he could do 😭😭😭 bro came back from 20 years of the void and he finds out that everything has completely changed.

- Cuz like. In his years of stasis he was fantasizing about being back at Earth and what he would do again, then he comes back and ITS TERRIBLEEE 😭😭😭

- Hungry. Appreciates his meals alot more than he did before. I mean who wouldn’t, look at WHAT EARTH IS IN HL 2. THE COMBINE FOOD IS NASSSSTTYY AND SOME PEOPLE BE JOINING CIVIL PROTECTION FOR IT.

- this isnt an adrian shephard hc. But like i like to think rebel bases has like those filipino tricycles, the ones with a motercycle attached to like a cab. Yk? Alyx rides on them a few times. Hc she’s also (partially) filipino 🇵🇭🇵🇭

- he used to be kind of a germaphobe. Bro washed his hands two-three times for more than 20 seconds each. Like he’d wash his hands and go “damn wait a minute what if I didn’t wash it enough. One more time just in case.” He carried hand sanitizer with him everywhere. Washed his face and doused himself in lysol disinfectant spray whenever he came into contact with something that “just felt dirty”. Wiped down his belongings after someone borrowed it. Tried not to open doorknobs directly with his hands as much as possible. Used to be hesitant on petting stray animals. He grew out of it, eventually. Lol. Such a 1F (ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO)

- I mean he’s an animal person tho. That’s just a collective agreement at this point. That mf liked animals. He likes otters. The spore launcher reminded him of an otter.

- Hated being seen as weak or pathetic. Tries to make himself important. Hates people seeing him emotional. Tries to act calm and collected and shit. He doesn’t know what he’s doing most of the time.

- Likes journaling. I do too. He glues scraps and other stuff on a page when he didn’t feel like writing.

- Feels like he failed something. Like he could’ve reached his fullest potential but didn’t. Erm. Wasn’t able to at least.

- gman bullies him cuz he thinks it’s fucking funny as hell. Like, just do things that would inconvenience Adrian slightly (not rlly slightly). Like gman moves furniture precisely where Adrian would hit his elbow really hard, flinch and turn around really fast, then hits his head on another piece of furniture, then he falls over and hit his back on the edge of a chair.

- Gman would abruptly teleport next to adrian, trip him over, then immediately disappear right before Adrian could get up.

- Yk. Stuff like that.

- Adrian’s lowkey scared of gman. I mean shit I would be too if I was him. He’s scared that gmans gonna come in and ruin everything for him. Gordon is too, I could go into detail and my gordon hcs I literally have notes for it. anyways.

- He dyed his hair blonde

Theres more buuut WHATEVER. Some of these dont even rlly have an apparent reason I jus be like “ya this got to be adrain shephard” and believe its true

Part 2 if someone asks this question again FILIPINO EDITION🇵🇭🇵🇭😇😇/j

[tigertofu]

I love Kacie so much. Girl deserves a big hug and some snackies.

I’d love to see headcanons of her! SFW, NSFW - I don’t mind. I can’t get enough of her :)

(You lowkey inspired me to make my own OC, so I owe you the credits)

!!! TYSM for asking 💗💗💗!!! i could talk abt kacie all day lol 🤗🤗🤗 i'll do a few nsfw as well as sfw onesss

sfw:

she was always kinda spacey, the marijuana use just exacerbates it

likes to swim but only when there arent other ppl around (except her friends) cuz she's self-conscious

her friend Andrew tried to teach her to surf once but she hit her head on a rock in the ocean after falling off the board and decided it's not for her

is a slut for anything strawberry flavored. strawberry donuts, strawberry milk, strawberry milkshakes, strawberry ice cream !

loves (fried) seafood. popcorn shrimp is her favorite food of all time and she would eat it every day if she had the chance

drink of choice is a Mai Tai

her love language is physical touch

she knows a smidgen of Tagalog. just words/phrases she picked up on thru childhood from hearing her parents use them

is a Princess Robot Bubblegum fan (as well as an Impotent Rage fan)

she never rlly liked rock/"aggressive music" but hanging around Trevor for so long has kinda warmed her up to it

will keep an article of clothing long after it's started getting holes/tears cuz she doesn't like "wasting" things. that pair of hightops i always write her in are absolutely falling apart at the seams

is bisexual w/ a slight preference for women

nsfw under the cut

nsfw:

obvs is v submissive with Trevor but isn't TOO opposed to acting more dominant when he asks (begs) her to be. easier if she's angry with him abt smth. he has yet to convince her to peg him tho

loves loves loves when he is dominant

is very much a service top when with other women tho

cannot fucking last.. this works out well with Trevor "One Pump Chump" Philips at least. their sex typically lasts <15 minutes

lowkey has a hands/finger kink

also lowkey has a humiliation kink. likes to be teased

highkey has a breeding kink

fav positions are missionary and lotus (she likes being able to see his facial reactions)

looooves fucking while stoned. makes for an interesting combination when Trevor is twacked tf out on glass and she's baked

would absolutely just be a lazy pillow princess if he allowed her to

he frequently tries to twist her into positions she is very much not flexible enough for, resulting in muscle pulls and soreness

[pokemon-ash-aus]

Oh yeaaaah the thunder armor, I remember that now. Do you think you can explain WHAT IN ARCEUS'S NAME HAPPENED THERE? The anime just said 'they're using thunder as armor.' What? How? How tf does electrocuting yourself suddenly make you gold and shiny? Does Thunder secretly have a 0.000001 percent chance to raise your SpDef?

So, here's how i can see Thunder Armor working, bear with me this is all based on ohysical interpretation

We now that Swellow needed heught and speed to basically create a makeshift giga impact without the drawback- moreso of a tackle if anything with Pikachu along its back.

Now, Pikachu is then commanded to use Thunder to create the Thunder Armor.

Here's the neat thing, i think Pikachu is the anchir and dead point.

We know, from the very beginning, that Pikachu can attract electricty by it's tail, its just a natural thing for the species, and with Volt Absorb or Lightning Rod, Pikachu cannot reabsorb that electricity.

But instead makes it a chain.

Have you ever sat on something and touched something generating electricity with one hand? You'll find that, leaving your free hand open, you wont feel a shock unless you put your foot down or touch the device with your other hand.

You are closing the circuit.

Granted, this is me explaining with no references and minimal rememberance but i always liked that experiment.

Now, Pikachu is that electrical source, he can confidently circulate the electricty in his space.

Swellow is that open circuit.

Note that Swellow doesnt touch the ground, and its wings are spread ooen, purposefully not clising that circuit and acting as a loose wire if you will.

While the electricty does pass through, it's at a nonfatal surface level. If at any point, Swellow had landed, or folded its wings, it'd be an instant KO.

Now on impact- hitting Solrock and Lunatone, the Circuit is closing.

But no longer through Swellow.

The Circuit closer is going to feel the brunt of it, being the ending loop where plenty of feedback will get by.

But Swellow isnt immune to that it'll still feel that electricty coursing through.

Unless it's at surface level.

Have you ever had static on your hands and touched something then - OW! You get a surpruse shock?

That's Swellow, and it shows when it later accidentally electrocutes Ash after a gentle poke.

With that electricty already at Surface level, it's allowing Pikachu's electricty to STAY on surface level and never passing through. Preventing Swellow from actually getting electrocuted!

This is a bunch of rambles and my own personal headcanon so thats MY take on it XD

[fictional-love-is-my-life]

hello! if you write for tfp, can i get headcanons for ratchet finding out reader is actually a werewolf (think the twilight kind) and was secretly sneaking out and helping defend against decepticons alone, and even though they got injured occasionally they hid it from the team because a) didn't want them to worry, and it'd be awkward and b) they figured ratchet wouldn't care anyway since he's usually so dismissive with the humans c) reader has feelings for him but hides that as well, and doesn't want too many questions asked except he realizes reader is injured noticeably one particular night and finds out what happened. thanks!! I love your writing and your takes on scenarios, you're one of my favorite tf blogs on tumblr 💜

Hi, thank you so much! 💚

He realizes something is off pretty quickly. Being a medic he has a keen eye for things out of the ordinary, especially when it comes to injuries.

He waits until you are alone to confront you, thinking you must be wanting to hide it from the others. But you can't hide it from him.

"I know you are hurt. Just show me, and let me help." He wants to tut, he wants to complain and berate you for getting so injured and not getting it taken care of. But he also doesn't want you to keep it to yourself in the future again. So he stays silent, as long as you come to him, he won't tell you off. At least not yet.

He's careful and delicate with you as he helps dress your wounds. He's not a human doctor but he knows enough to help.

"Whatever it is you're doing, just be more careful. Or just stop doing it." Ratchet states.

Eventually, you started to talk. Maybe it was the fact that Ratchet was being so caring that he just pulled it out of you. Or you felt like you owed him an explanation.

He listens as you explain what you are and what you've been doing. At first, he doesn't believe you, not thinking something could be possible. Then you show him, you transform in front of him. He sits in silence and awe. He can't believe it is real, that werewolves truly exist.

He listens to you explain that you didn't want to tell anyone, scared of what they would say and think. He understands how you may feel, but he knows his team and knows they are quite open to things. However, he promises not to tell anyone if you are not ready. Though, he makes you swear not to go out alone anymore.

If you were with another bot then perhaps you could go out to help. But he will not let you go out alone to fight any more cons. He makes you promise that you won't, and then he will keep your secret.

Since you were so honest with him, he felt it only fair to be honest with you. He tells you he doesn't want you to go out because he worries about you. He cares about you and doesn't want to see you get hurt anymore.

He wants to keep you safe and would prefer to keep you inside where he can keep an eye on you. He has no issue with you being a werewolf. He's a giant robot, he can't judge. It is part of you, making you even more unique and special.

Ratchet wants to help you in any way he can. He'll keep your secret, but he'll also be by your side if you do decide to tell the others. He'll make sure they behave themselves.

Going forward he keeps an extra close eye on you, often finding excuses to keep you by his side. Or for him to be with you. Out of everyone, he finds himself closer to you, especially now that he knows such a big secret about you. And all he wants to do is keep you safe.

After a little while he starts to develop feelings for you. He tries to push them aside at first, thinking they are inappropriate and that it could never work. But the more he's around you, the stronger they get. Until eventually he confesses to you. Only for you to confess back to him.

To say that he was happy was an understatement. But if you were to be a couple, he especially doesn't want you going out and fighting cons. He needs you near him, safe and sound. He's proud that you want to help, but he doesn't want you being foolish and putting yourself in unnecessary danger. And now that he knows, he's not afraid to berate you and tell you off if you do try and sneak out.

Sometimes you are unable to sneak out to help because Ratchet has you clutched to his chest. He doesn't care if you're a werewolf capable of fighting and protecting others. You're important to him, and he will tell you off and keep you from going out.